i used to believe, that at funerals, the priest said,"In the name of the Father, the Son and into the hole he goes".
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I asked my father what holy water was. He told me it was the priest's bathwater. — Gwen
- I used to believe that funerals were a place you went to buy fruit.— Paulette
- I thought "Orange is the New Black" was about wearing orange to funerals.Anon
- I used to think my priest was a bit foolish for never having noticed that Dog is God written backwards— anticap
- I used to believe that Madonna's Papa don't preach was pop-a-long priest— Mark "lyric master" Rowbowtohme
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B