When I was young, my mother told me that all people should poop at least once a day. I never pooped every day, so I, naturally, freaked out when she told me this, and tried very hard to poop every day. When I couldn't I thought I was constipated, and that constipation was a disease!
I know better now....
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.— jaycee
- I used to think it was true that only ugly girls poop and I thought I was an ugly girl because I poopedAnon
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka
- When I was i kid I used to believe that if i strained too hard while doin #2 I would poop my lungs out...— K.Gordon
- when i was about 5 my sister told me that kiwis were elephant poop— kelli putnam