When I was a kid, I was obsessed with the TV show Alf. Once, they showed an episode where Alf was lip-syncing "Old Time Rock and Roll" into a cucumber. After that, whenever I heard that song on the radio, I'd get all excited because it was Alf singing.
It took my parents months to convince me that it was really some guy named Bob Seger singing it.
A childhood belief about songs

others believed things like this
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- I thought that the song "Built this City" by starship went as follows. "Milk and Cereal, Rock and Roll"Anon
- I used to believe the the Elton John song, "Crocodile Rock" was about a Crocodile, named Rock.Anon
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- I use to believe all the people singing on the radio were IN the radio.— Yvonne
- I used to think tiny little people were inside my mothers radio singing to me.Anon