This is not mine, but my neice, who at around 10 years old was telling my sister and I how happy she was it was summer cause that meant she didn't have to poop. Guess she thought you only did that in school! We were rolling in laughter!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- i used to believe the rolling stones wrote rolling stone magazine.Anon
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- I used to wonder why people didn't use his first name when they spoke of McJagger of the Rolling Stones.— silly me
- When I was in elementary school nuns cam to our school. I thought that 'nun' meant they had no religion.Anon
- when i was about 5 my sister told me that kiwis were elephant poop— kelli putnam
- the summer that I turned 11 I waited out side on the step all summer for my hogwarts letter... ;D — Ginny weasley... not really