When people said "Human Being" I used to think they were actually saying, "Human Bean" I believed this until I was about 7 or 8 years old.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- when i was little i used to think i was the only human and everyone else were robots trying to act human.— Spikey
- I used to think people were called "human beans".— Dave
- I used to believe that if you used people shampoo on a dog, the dog would turn into a human.Anon
- as a kid, i was told by my older cousins that i wasnt human until i turned 7 years old.— twk
- everybody else were robots and I was a human test!
— Chas - I used to believe that we (the human race) was a movie and God was showing it to everyone.— Sean