I once overheard someone saying "Whaddya mean! Girls can't fart!" Umm, well. Anyway. I used to believe that farts were natural bombs.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to think that there were no bombs or casualties in England in World War One!— History person
- When i heard about Irish Bombers on the news during the 70s i used to think that planes were dropping bombs.— Moose
- that fireworks were animals with bombs inside ang when it exploded it was dead bits of rabbits— lala
- Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?Anon
- i used to think that farts came out as a little orange cloud.— mh
- I use to believe I had holes in my bum cheeks for my farts to come out— jackL