I used to think a condom was a type of bird.One time I was at my friends house and we were eavesdropping on her parents and they said something about a condom.So I turned to her and gasped"your dads gonna put a bird on his thingy!"So she ran out into the kitchen and said "No Daddy,don't,it might bite your thingy off!"
A childhood belief about condoms
others believed things like this
- Until I was about 10 years old, I used to believe that a condom was a type of lollipop!— Marcel
- I used to think an avalanche was a type of bird native to the high mountains— Nina
- i used to believe a dildo was a thing that people sewed on when their thingy fell off.Anon
- For some reason i used to think that condom was another name for your boobs! — Claire
- Used to believe that a condom was a little fold-up bag that you feed to your dog so it poop in a bag.— Anais Daehao
- When I was little I thought a condom was short for condominiam Anon