When I was young, I thought the song "Secret Agent Man" was actually called "Secret Asian Man" and I could never understand why they had "taken away his name"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was young,I thought the lyrics "Secret Agent man" were actually "Secret Asian Man".— M.M.B.
- i used to believe that cursive writing was a secret language that only grown-ups could understand.— nicole
- i thought that our cats were secret spies for my parents and i would never do anything bad around them. Anon
- i really thought that "key" was a secret letter to the alphabet that only i knew.— amber
- I thought my aunt was Tina Turner actually, but she is keeping this as a secret...
— sel - I used to think that James Bond and all the other secret agents worked for MFI.— John C