My grandma used to beleive oral sex was when you talked about it!!!
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- When I was seven, I thought oral sex was when you talked about sex.Anon
- When I was a kid I thought oral sex was when adults "talked dirty".— Chris
- When I was around 13, my younger brother told me that oral sex was when 2 people talked about sex.Anon
- I believed that oral sex was people having sex in space.
I think I got 'oral' mixed up with 'astral'— PinkPanther - i used to think oral sex was the same as phone sex.— hoolichow
- i used to think that oral sex was kissingAnon