I used to think the words to Praise You by Fatboy Slim went "We've come a long long way together, through the hard times and the shoes. I have to try and graze you baby, I have to graze you like a shoe"
It didn't occur to me that you don't generally graze shoes do you?
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think you couldn't die if you didn't have shoes on. Coincidentally, so did one of my friends.— Casey
- I used to think that it was against the law to drive a car without shoes on. It isn't— Pamela
- Red shoes make you run faster. — Ann B.
- i use to beleive that horseraddish came from horses shoesAnon
- I used to believe that if you did not keep your shoes tied, that the police would arrest you.— Kelly
- I have a cousin who thought he could run faster when he got new shoes .. Anon