in catecism class, when we learned how to eat the body of christ. i thought it was actually jesus that had been dehydrated or freeze-dried. i always thought it was weird we were pracitsing cannibalsim
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I believed that Jesus Christ was the son of the Christ family, i.e., Mary and Joseph Christ.— David Araújo
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- When I was little I swallowed an ice cube and thought I was going to freeze.
— Squirrel 1254 - I used to think the "Cold War" was a war where countries tried to freeze each other to win the war. Anon
- I used to believe that if i took the covers off at night i would freeze to death.— RockerGirl
- I used to think that if someone ate ice cream with braces, their teeth would freeze.— Alli