When I was young, I thought in Jimmy Hendrix's song "Purple Haze" he was saying "excuse me while I kiss this guy" instead of kiss the sky. I then preceded to ask my mom if Jimmy Hendrix was gay
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think Jimi Hendrix was white, and Eric Clapton was black.— Steve
- When me and my brother were kids we used to think that Jim'll Fix it's Jimmy Saville was called Jim'llAnon
- Throughout my childhood I believed that Jimmy Saville's name was actually "Jimll Fixit".— Galina Shinra
- my best friend used to think that Jimmy Saville's name was Jim'll Saville because of 'Jim'll Fix It'— lulu
- I used to think people didnt actually kiss on tv,i thought that the computer just made it look that way.— deanna
- I used to believe that if you kiss a frog then the would would really turn into a king.— jing