I used to believe that humans were "human-beans" instead of "human-beings"!
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that all of the human beings were Gods little dolls.— Danielle
- i used to believe that the voices in my head are actual human beings.Anon
- I used to think people were called "human beans".— Dave
- when i was little i used to think i was the only human and everyone else were robots trying to act human.— Spikey
- everybody else were robots and I was a human test!
— Chas - I used to believe that we (the human race) was a movie and God was showing it to everyone.— Sean