I used to believe that people were "human beans" instead of human beings.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to think people were called "human beans".— Dave
- I used to believe that all of the human beings were Gods little dolls.— Danielle
- i used to believe that the voices in my head are actual human beings.Anon
- when i was little i used to think i was the only human and everyone else were robots trying to act human.— Spikey
- I used to believe that if you used people shampoo on a dog, the dog would turn into a human.Anon
- everybody else were robots and I was a human test!
— Chas