when i was young, i thought to myself that oral sex meant sex education. makes perfect sense to a 4th grader. so at the beginning of 7th grade i asked my friend when he was going to have oral sex this year. believe me, i have never seen anybody laugh as hard as he did then.
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- When I was in sixth grade I thought that "oral" sex meant talking about sex.— Duh
- I believed that oral sex was people having sex in space.
I think I got 'oral' mixed up with 'astral'— PinkPanther - Me and my best friend used to believe that you could get pregnant from oral sex until we were 12Anon
- My friend used to think that oral sex was phone sex!!!— Margaret
- I believed that oral contraception meant talking your way out of it x]— Stupid
- When I was seven, I thought oral sex was when you talked about sex.Anon