I used to think these were the lyrics to "Winter Wonderland":
In the meadow we can build a snowman
then pretend that he is charlie brown.
He'll say are you Mary we'll say no man,
but you can do the job when youre in town.
I used to picture Charlie brown dressed up like Mary in little house on the prarie. Hahah.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Brown or otherwise non-white snow was snowman poop. My kids believe it too!— Dellio
- I used to think virgin mary was actually 'virginia mary'Anon
- I similarly thought that "Proud Mary" included the lyrics "pumped a lot of tanks down in New Orleans."— Larry
- I thought "Virgin Mary" was actually "Verge 'n Mary" and that Verge was a nickname for Joseph. — Rachel
- My mom always used to tell me that brown eggs came from brown chickens.— Taylor
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka