when i was little my sister and her friends would say that tiny sausages like frankfurts were made of little boys willies
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to think that sausages where made from cow's udders.— eoin
- i used to believe that males' poo came out of their willies— Helen W
- when I was a kid, I used to believe that only girls could be my friends and all other boys were my brothers.
— rajat - When I was (very) young, I believed that sausages were Pig poo. Yum.— CrystalTips
- i used to believe that sausages were to pigs as eggs are to hens— stuart swanston
- I used to think sausages were vegetables, and they grew in the ground.— K.L.