I grew up a tomboy, surrounded by mostly guy friends. One day in middle school, I got hit in the crotch by something and I exclaimed, "Ow! Right in the nuts!" My mom had to explain to me (after she stopped laughing and could breathe again) that I didn't HAVE nuts.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think tree-nuts (especially almonds) were made of wood. — Josh
- When i was younger my grandma told me that the nuts that was on the bread were bug wings, i still ate it.— Matt
- When I was younger I believed that pistachio nuts were made out of beetles that had somehow been dried out. — Alyssa
- I used to think that if you ate nuts and seeds that minature trees woudl grow in your stomach.— Gillian
- When I was little, I couldn't understand why people called me a tomBOY, instead of a tomGIRL.— Amanda
- My mom told me sex was people making out with no clothes on, boy was I surprised in middle school!— Amie