My Dad once told me that if I stuck my face too close to the microwave or toaster, my face would become all squiggly from the radiation. To this day, I still wont put my face near them.
A childhood belief about around the house

others believed things like this
- If you pulled a face, and the clock struck on the hour, your face would stay in that position.— Jo V...NL
- i thought the line "saving my face" from the KT Tunstall song of the same name was "shaving my face"Anon
- If you pull a funny face, the wind will blow and it will get stuck.Anon
- My mom always told me if I made an ugly face it would stay that way forever.Anon
- I used to believe that if you put cow poo on your face, it would get rid of my freckles. — Col x
- I thought god looked like the face on the play-doh can!— Jonathan Franz