I used to think that a mans penis was shiny, bit like a sausage skin only found out it wasn't when i saw someone's on the net when i was 13. How dumb can u get lol?
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the penis was a sausage and that they could remove it and cook it.— L
- I used to believe (about 9) that a penis was a sausage that men stuck in their crutch area to attract women.— Feebs.
- when I was a kid I used to believe that the sausage factory used children— lucas
- As a youngster, my older brother told me that polish sausage was really the bull's genitals. — Ross
- i used to believe that condoms stopped a mans wee getting out while having sex.— a boy
- In 'Call Me Maybe', I misheard 'Ripped jeans skin' as 'Rich cheese skin'. — Carly Rae Cheddar