In the Christina Aguilera song "Candyman", a guy in the beginning sings, "Tarzan and Jane were swinging on a vine, sipping on a bottle of vodka double wine". It's rather hard to understand, so I always sang it as, "da da da day, swinging on the side. Sitting, lala, your mom's a double wide."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i used to picture jesus as a kind of cartoon Tarzan, swinging through the trees...— bex
- We used to think that if you ran swinging your arms around, you would run faster. — Christine
- I used to think that if I was swinging on a swing fast enough, I could jump off it and start flying.— Nick
- I used to think Jaywalkers were people who walked briskly whilst swinging their arms.. whoops!— Lisa
- Some sport cars have a double exhaust. I wondered why. Why would people want to pollute twice as much?— F*ck the environment?
- I used to believe that the solid double yellow lines on highways were the motorcycle lane.— jeech