In Hilary Duff's song, "With Love", I heard in the chorus: "You can even be tough, say you'll have a Zima." It's actually, "say enough is enough". But in my opinion having a boyfriend who drinks Zima is way worse than one who will tell you if you look fat in that.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I swear I heard a Disney Channel/Radio Disney song where the chorus was a repeated “Damn it”— SpengBab
- I used to believe that the B-52's song "Love Shack" was actually "Love Shark!"— Natalie
- I used to think that the chorus of "mountain song" by jane's addiction was in a different language— nothing'sshocking
- I used to think the song "love the one you're with" was called "love the one, your win. — Glowworm
- My 7 year old nephew holds the opinion that the correct name for a pidgeon is a "city chicken".— Bastard
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon