When I was in elementary school one of my guy friends told me that guys were the only ones who had stinky farts, and that girl farts smelled like perfume. I felt abnormal for a long time because mine usually did stink.
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- My schoolmate Nick used to think that girl's farts smelt of roses.— Nathan
- my mom told me that if i held in too many farts, i would explode. i took it seriously.— ginger
- Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?Anon
- i used to think that farts came out as a little orange cloud.— mh
- I use to believe I had holes in my bum cheeks for my farts to come out— jackL
- I used to think that motorcycles were propelled by farts.— Meredith