I was in church one Sunday with my 4 year old daughter. The choir members would walk down the aisle singing at the beginning of the service. My daughter would stand on the pew so she could watch them as they came in. The preacher had not come out to the pulpit at the time. My daughter turned to me as said in a concerned tone " Momma, I see the angels singing, but where is God at?"
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- My daughter thought Paul McCartney was singing "Hey Dude" instead of "Hey Jude". Anon
- My 5 year old daughter believes if she picks her nose her bum will fall off !!Anon
- I used to believe the angels were in the speakers at church because of the loud female voice singing.Anon
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- My daughter once asked if God was short for Godfrey— keefdave
- My daughter thought that ear wax was peanut butter.— Bobbiemac