Until I was 35, I thought "from thy bounty" in the "grace" prayer was "from thy bam teeth". Tought it was some Olde English thing. The Wife has corrected me, after laughing about it.Still get a sly smile and look from her from time to time when ever some says "Grace".
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
- there was a young girl i used to know that would say 'onion' at the end of grace, instead of 'amen'— matt
- When I was 5 years old I tought it would be a nuclear war every time I'v played with playmobil.— Sgt. Miller
- I used to believe that when you lost your teeth, all of them fell out at the same time.Anon
- I used to believe that in the Christian Prayer of the Faithful, we were responding, "Lord, harrow prayer."— Smelleanor
- I always thought that it was "Afully Wedded Wife" Not "lawfully wedded wife"— Sarah
- Until I was around 8 or 9 years old, I thought dentists took your teeth out and replaced them with new teeth.— Verapamilo