In the song "Reeling In The Years by Steely Dan, I thought they were saying "If you're running out of peas/ you can have a bunch of mine." I seriously thought the song was about sharing vegetables!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought that the song "Hands off she's mine" by The English Beat was actually saying "Anton, she's my aunt"— Nate
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- When I was in preschool, the class bully told me that peas were actully cow boogers. Still won't eat peas.— Ren
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- I always thought song went "I Believe In Malcolm" instead of "I Believe in Miracles"— Malcolm Lover
- In the song "Let's get it on", I seriously thought they were saying "candy on Crome". — Kate P