I thought the words to Technotronic's "Pump Up the Jam" were "Oh I, I pledge to say, get your booty on the floor tonight, make my day." Well, 18 years after the song was popular, I was singing it in the car and and my husband laughed at me and said the words are "I want a place to stay, get your booty on the floor tonight, make my day." I thought he was crazy, that didn't even make sense. I argued until we got to my sister's house where we looked it up on the internet. He was right.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I belived that when I took a crap, my turd(s) would turn into snakes and bite my booty.— Butters.
- When I heard "Don't Come Out Tonight(Bad Moon on the Rise), I thought they were saying Bathroom on the Right.— helen.sellers
- I thought Pink's "You make me sick" was "you make me sick, you make me look like a candlestick" LOL— Rice
- I thought it was impossible for anyone to lift more than their own body weight. Just seemed to make sense..— Xenomorph
- 'I've got candy in my ears tonight, baby'.
~Canned Heat, Jimiroquai.— Nin - When I was younger I asked my parents:
"If bees make honey, do flys make marmalade?"— Mike