This isn't mine, but my sister's. My sister is 5 and she recently saw the commercial for genital herpes. Well, I guess she figured "genital" was "genetic," because when my grandparents were over she proudly whispered to them: "I have genital dyslexia."
A childhood belief about speaking
others believed things like this
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- When my sister's father went to Seattle, my sister said "Is Attle nice?" She thought Attle was a person's name— zzo38
- I always used to think that grownups whispered where they wanted to go and the car went by itself!— Kay
- my friends sister used to think god was a bee— cameron
- My sister used to think that nobody could see her if she closed her eyes.— Dave