When I was a child attending Catholic Mass, we had certain responses we had to say after the priest spoke. At the end of Mass, we were supposed to say "Thanks be to GOD"....................For the longest time I thought we were saying "Thanks, Speedy GOD" as if he sped the Mass up so that we wouldn't be bored.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I am Catholic. I used to believe that the Father presenting the Mass was in fact God himself.— Lindsey
- when i was little i asked what time midnight mass started.
i honestly had no idea.— what time?? - Since we receive bread at Mass, I thought he was called "Jesus Crust" Seemed pretty obvious!Anon
- I used to believe that the priest was God because everytime a child cried, he wouldn't be talking.Anon
- For the longest time I thought Pig Latin was an actual language that they spoke in a part of Europe.Anon
- I used to believe the voice sped up at the end of ads was really just the world's fastest talker.Anon