A friend of mine told me about a girl who, when they were around 5 or 6, was utterly convinced that pee was actually lemonade, but only when it was a man's pee. This girl claimed to have seen a video of it, confirming her belief. my friend and I still laugh about this today.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- When I was younger, I saw Madonna's video for "Material Girl". I thought she was singing "I'm a Cheerio Girl"!— Greg
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- I remember once a friend of mine told me that when ever you hold in your pee it would make your balls stronger— Zao
- I used to believe you could pour lemonade in a pan, put it in the oven and make lemonade cake.— wumpmugg
- I once told a friend of mine that if you held in a smelly burp, it'd turn into a fart. She believed me.Anon
- When I was about seven, I was utterly convinced that chickens had leaves and trees had feathers.— Confused