When in my first year of school, I was convinced my female teacher was really my dad in disguise, sent to watch over me. I thankfully never told my teacher or my father this, because I felt I'd be in serious trouble if i rumbled his secret identity.
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- I used to think that my teacher lived at school until she came to school late one day. I was shocked!— Wow, you have a life?!
- I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- at four, I thought my mother was female and me and my father were fee's Anon