I couldn't believe it when my brother actually sang "I'm shaving off my muff for you" instead of the real words "saving all my love for you" by Whitney Houston.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i thought the line "saving my face" from the KT Tunstall song of the same name was "shaving my face"Anon
- i used to believe Houston was a person, not a place (as in, "Houston, we have a problem") — Kirsty
- My buddy used to think that when Steve Millers sang "Jungle Love" he was actually saying "Chug-a-lug" — Harold
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- I used to believe that the heart at the beginning of the I Love Lucy Show was made of real chocolate.— Krissa
- I used to believe that all languages were just jiberish and I asked my mom why they didn't use real words.Anon