I thought that it was a song about Michael Jackson when I first heard it and I asked a friend if he had heard this song. He had me recite the lyrics. which I thought were
'Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
but the real words are....
Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.
He laughed at me for days.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i thought the line "saving my face" from the KT Tunstall song of the same name was "shaving my face"Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- I really, truly thought that Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson were the same person. Anon
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- If you pulled a face, and the clock struck on the hour, your face would stay in that position.— Jo V...NL