my little sister used to sing her version of Robbie Williams "Angels" but her bit was "And through it all she offers me protection, a little love and infection!" but it really goes "And through it all, she offers me protection, a lotta love and affection"This was actually another classic from my 5 year old sister, who was belting it out at the top of her voice. We just didn't have the heart to correct her!!
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A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I am Canadian and when I was little I would sing "True Pastry Love" instead of 'True Patriot Love"— Jess
- I used to believe that only people that were in love had a heart.— Nikki
- I used to think you could have a heart attack if you fell in love too deeply!Anon
- I used to think you could have a heart attack if you failed to fall in love.Anon
- I used to believe that the heart at the beginning of the I Love Lucy Show was made of real chocolate.— Krissa
- I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou