My 3 year-old nephew was singing Bob the Builder, but instead of the real words that are....
Scoop, Muck, and Dizzy
Roly too, ....
He sang....
Too f***ing busy,
Rolly too...
He was walking around the house one day, and his mother and I both looked at each other and said "WHAT did he just say?!?"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought common as muck was a substance called commoners muck— oddsox
- My 7 year old nephew holds the opinion that the correct name for a pidgeon is a "city chicken".— Bastard
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- i thought I got one year older when my family sang the birthday song.— I am the ghost
- The Whit house down the street was the real "White House". — SG
- I used to believe that all languages were just jiberish and I asked my mom why they didn't use real words.Anon