my boyfriend was singing to a song on the radio by Dexy's Midnight Runners called Come on Eileen, but he didn't sing the real words that were
Come on Eileen
Oh I swear what he means
at this moment
you mean everything
Oh no, instead he sang what HE thought were the real words:
Come on Eileen
Oh I swear we cook Beans
at this moment
we cook only peas
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that all languages were just jiberish and I asked my mom why they didn't use real words.Anon
- I swear I heard a Disney Channel/Radio Disney song where the chorus was a repeated “Damn it”— SpengBab
- CCR's Bad moon on the Rise, I swear it sounded liket they were singing, "There's a bathroom on the Right"— SMC
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- I thought the tip jar at the restaurant was so people could give the chef cooking tips for how to cook better.Anon
- i used to think that you used pepper spray to cook— c-dogg