My boyfriend is always making up his own silly versions of songs, but the best one I've heard so far was his rendition of 'Wannabe' by the spice girls because instead of the real lyrics, which are.
If you wanna be me lover
ya gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever
Friendship never ends
He sang....(wait for it)
If you wanna be my plumber
Ya gotta have a monkey wrench
Fixin pipes forever
Flooding never ends
This he followed up with....
Send your buddies down and buy us all a round.
And the Zig a Zig ah bit he sang as...
I wanna, I wanna really, really.........big fat cigar!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to sing at the top of my voice "OLD GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN"— claire
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- My mom was always talking about "making
ends meat" but I don't ever remember having it served at dinner!— John Stees - When I first heard Stawberry Fields Forever, I misheard the lyrics as Strawberry Fields For Trevor.— Matt
- i used to get mad when people sang frere jaque because i thought they were making fun of my name!!!!— freya sargent
- When I was little I USED to THINK that hair grows by the ends.— Sirin