when I was in first grade our teacher was out on maternity leave and in her place was a young substitute. She had pale skin, and really dark hair, and she had really big teeth... or at least we thought so. Me and my friend were convinced that she was a vampire and every time she did something mean we would make a slash on a secret piece of paper then we tried to use the paper to prove to everyone else that she was a vampire....thankfully she either never found out or let it slide.
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- my best friend was so pale i thought she could glow in the dark— tattiebird
- when my friend was little, she used to eat paper, thinking it would make her read better.— hehehe
- I used to believe fax machines instantly teleported a piece of paper to who ever you wanted. Anon
- every time I see a shadow thats not mine I freak out because I think It's a vampire— Dalton Anderson
- Until I tried it in 3rd grade, my parents told me that if I ate paper my poop would come out in packages.— The Mailman
- I was convinced that paper could only be made out of Birch trees (because they had white bark).Anon