I thought that Father Guido Sarduche, from SNL, was an actual priest, up until I was in my 30's! So embarrassing.
A childhood belief about tv shows

others believed things like this
- I asked my father what holy water was. He told me it was the priest's bathwater. — Gwen
- I used to think my priest was a bit foolish for never having noticed that Dog is God written backwards— anticap
- I used to believe that Madonna's Papa don't preach was pop-a-long priest— Mark "lyric master" Rowbowtohme
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I used to believe that the priest was God because everytime a child cried, he wouldn't be talking.Anon
- Until I was about eight I thought that there had been actual fighting during the Cold War.— Miss Taken