I was always told never to lie, so when playing hide and seek and being asked where I was, thought it only poilte to call out "Im under the table!".
Clearly, the rules were never fully explained to me.
A childhood belief about around the house

others believed things like this
- We told our little sister that she had a long bushy tail and she fully believed us for ages!!Anon
- I used to belive that the law was a number of rules on a notice board outside Buckingham Palace.— Nathan Vasey
- I fully believed, up until about 6 years old, that the word 'accident' was a noun that meant 'burnt toast'.— Karl Goetz
- I was told as a kid that when it thundered, God was playing basket ball. LOL! — Tony
- When I was a child I used to believe that stand up pianos actually told jokes as well as playing music.— L MAN
- I used to call croutons "concretes" because they were so crunchy, I thought they were made of concrete.— Scary Dream