In kindergarden, I read the side of juice boxes as 'Best Served Child' as they were stictly for children and thought this was very nice of the people who made a product just for kids - grown ups were not to drink it as it said so on the side of the box!
Years later I realised that it said 'Chillled', not 'Child'.
A childhood belief about drinks

others believed things like this
- When a grown-up is shown as a child, it was actually them, and the film took 20+ years to produceAnon
- as a young child i thought poo was brown from eating chocolate and pee was yellow from drinking apple juice!Anon
- I used to think that 'Child Locking' only worked on children and that older people could still open the door.— Anonymous Whistleblower
- When I was a child, I thought that grown-ups were adult.— Gloria
- I used to believe that if I chewed on one side of my mouth too much the other side would get jealous.Anon
- Like most kids growing up, I believed there was an upside-down word on the other side of the mirror.— Taylor (14)