one day in school we were learning about sandwich toppings. later that day i went out to eat and was surprised to see one of the the toppings we had learned about-sprouts. i wanted to point it out to my parents so i said oh look sperms!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- | believed that liver and brussel sprouts were evil.
I'm OK with liver now, but brussel sprouts...— James - My mom told me sex was people making out with no clothes on, boy was I surprised in middle school!— Amie
- When I was little, I used to think that brussel sprouts were midget lettuce.— Jules
- I believed that Brussel Sprouts were baby cabbages....they are just so cute!— Heather
- I used to believe brussel sprouts were holy because they had a cross marked in the top when mum boiled them!— Ali Brill
- I used to beleive that if you point at a graveyard, it would point back!!(whatever that meant)— scary ashley