When I was a child, reciting the Lord's Prayer, I thought the verse was "Lead us North, into temptation..." My father thought it was a riot and wouldn't let my mother correct me. I have no idea how many years I prayed to be led north....
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
I used to believe that the Lord's Prayer instructed us to lead a snot into temptation. — Susan- I used to htink that the Lord's prayer went "and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email..."— Dyth
- When I was learning the Lord's Prayer, I used to say, "Our Father, who does art in heaven...."— Karen
- I used to believe that in the Christian Prayer of the Faithful, we were responding, "Lord, harrow prayer."— Smelleanor
- When I was 5 years old, I used to believe Poland was snowy and cold all year round, like the North Pole. — Sara
- I thought Santa was the President of the North Pole. It was stupid I know
lol— Lynn Wright