As a child I somehow came to the conclusion that it was impossible to pee and poo at the same time. Twenty-five years later, I still occasionally catch myself squeezing both out at once just to prove that I can.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that baby oil came from squeezing babies— Angelina
- I thought liposuction was squeezing the fat out of your bellybutton. Too bad it's not that easy...— Angela
I used to believe that some insects had twenty lives.LOLAnon- I used to believe that twenty was the largest number in the universe.— Bernardo Fernandez
- Just this moment I learned that earwigs do not go into your ears, i'm twenty-four.— Sheila
- I used to believe that it was impossible to survive cancer.Anon