my grandfather told me that protestants historically wore the color orange - so one day when I was wearing an orange shirt - I told my parents that I was just like the prostitutes.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I thought "Orange is the New Black" was about wearing orange to funerals.Anon
- that red and orange were different shades of the same color— Larry
- My dad told me that in Florida, snow is orange.— Belle
- When I was little my parents used to tell me and my sister that carrots were "orange candy." — Nancy
- If a man wore his shirt out, I thought his wife was going to have a baby.Anon
- i used to think that farts came out as a little orange cloud.— mh