I used to think that the offerings in church were teleported directly up to heaven; I pictured the gold offering plates floating up into the sky.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that every time I went to church, I got "points" to go to heaven. — Poxy
- i believe that using gold give electric shock at the time of lightning.so i didnot wear gold when rain starts.— asi18
- I used to belive that there was gold in my nose because pepole would always say that i was "diggin' for gold"!— addicted nose picker
- I used to believe fax machines instantly teleported a piece of paper to who ever you wanted. Anon
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee