Once, when my mother was cooking a chicken gizzard, I saw it sizzling in the middle of the pan, and asked what it was. I heard my mother say, "it's a half-cooked lizard." I'm certain now that she said gizzard, but when I heard lizard, I swear it looked just like a small lizard, frozen in place, cooked before it could escape.
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- I used to believe my mom kept a lizard in her purse that would bite me if I got into it.Anon
- When I children, I used to believe that the frog grew then was forming until that tunerd in a lizard — Luis
- when i was little i thought pigs ate only tomatoes because bacon and ham was red when cooked.Anon
- I heard a mother in the street tell her young son not to pick his nose...because his head would cave in. — Ruby
- I heard the song about Heaven being a place where nothing ever happened and thought, "What a boring place."Anon
- sophie b. hawkins. Damn I wish I was your lover. I heard Damn I wish I was your motherAnon