I new a girl in highschool who thought that lobsters could speak. Apparently, as a small child her biological father hid behind a lobster tank and repeated everything that she and her sister said, like a parrot. Later, after she was adopted, she would run up to lobster tanks at the grocery store and speak to them, earnestly expecting a response. It took her adopted folks a while to figure out why.
A childhood belief about general
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that peanut butter was lobster poo.— PaulH(nz)
- My parents used to own a Restaurant. I belived the lobsters in the tank were pets.— Ned
- I used to believe when I was a child ,
during xtmas time animals speak like humans after 12 pm— lan - My brothers to piss me off sometimes told me I was adopted, and that I was the housekeeper's kid.— ricolarno
- When I was younger, my cousin used to try to convince me that I was adopted and I sometimes believed it."Anon
- My mum told me and my brother that we were adopted and that our real mothers were witches. Thanks mum.Anon