My mom would always use old sayings but in front of them she add "You know what they say". I imagined "They" as several british policemen and ladies with eighties hair. I was a wierd kid......
A childhood belief about speaking
others believed things like this
- i thought if you dialed 666 you got upside down policemen.— rufus
- Pizza deliverymen men are aloud to run red lights such as policemen do.— Ben
- I used to believe that anyone who wasn't British (as I am) thought of themselves as foreigners!— "velveire"
- I used to think that everybody's hair was black and if you had blond hair, you dyed your hair.— ~_~CoolKid93_~_
- I thought the lyrics to "Single Ladies" were "If you liked it, then you should've put your name on it."Anon
- My younger sibling thought that Brittany was the name of the country where British people livedAnon