I used to think that the Hawk Nelson song Things We Go Through when it says "He's got no sense of direction" it said "He's got a nuisance erection."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was younger, I wanted to marry Willie Nelson so I wouldn't have to change my name.— stacy
- I used to believe whenever I got an erection it meant I had to pee.— Adam
- When I was little, I used to think that whatever direction I was facing was north.Anon
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- my friends mom used to sing "you talk sense" instead of utah saints.— nikki